我为你没用的鸡巴买了一个新的贞操器

You thought I wasn't going to find out.

But little did you know, I have ************* all over the place.

So when you come over to clean my house, and I find you sniffing through my dirty laundry, smelling my panties,

I'm going to find out about it, and I'm not going to be too pleased with it.

Now, here's what we're going to do.