这只黑色的鸡巴第一次干一个白色的阴户！

I haven't had to go to a bar for looking for pussy in years.

Then this poor bastard tells us where they live, so we know where to find the slut.

90% of housewives don't get the attention they need from their husbands.

They're too busy working or golfing or whatever these losers do.

So the housewives get neglected.